welcome to mark II !
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mark ii or part ii?
msg from lord rash-why knock on kieths door when he 2 is goin\' to the a.u social
msg 2 all of birley.please take part in the events takin place in the hh bar cos we need the points.
the next 1 is on art, i cant draw but im still goin@!!!!
What are we meant to do for the art thing?  Could you write an explanation @ http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/hulmehall ta muchly
ok - so fwd slashes still don\'t work
yuri is our master!
we are purple, we are red, were the RAF and there\'s nothing left to be said
THe RAF can see you\'re heads!
chmabers, where has the site got off to now? hows it going by the way - I don\'t want to seem insensitive!
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once again, folks, I\'m off home for prize-giving. See you on Sunday! miss you all... luv laura - FG5
Fil, please take loads of pics of the Bond Bop!?!!
its not fil u idiot its king fil
i dont know what were meant 2 do 4 art. drawing would be a good startin\' point!!!
why don\'t we just print of this? we could call it modern art...
sorry, that was supposed to say print off. bloody keyboard...
life\'s a bitch and then you die, so fuck the world and let\'s get high.  can anyone roll???
Birley the house of the inflicted
Not the rising sun.
Give up this attempt at expo 2001
you\'ve got a dad with herpes and syphillis
and one almighty rash
obese rich
fuck the spelling
and some totty besides (Birley Girls are easy)
I\'ll second that
here\'s wishing good luck to the almighty hulme hall mixed hockey team....
Hulme Hall FC - through to the semis (or maybe the quarters - whichever is better). 4-3 - Big Andy with the golden goal.  You go boys!!!
James 
Bond bop tonight peeps! Hope everyone\'s got a good costume?!!
also lets get pissed as is my birthday at midnight!
woohoo
the king and lord rash r takin\' time out 2 update the website
apologies 4 not attendin\' the james bond bop. we will get some new pics soon promise
hulme hall mixed hockey team won 2-0 - oh aye!
yo slags, what\'s up?
save trees - eat beavers
this kicks ass - daz F216
hello guy. becci here i think this websites cool
hello guy
phivos loves men
right, what theme dyou want for the xmas bop?
crossdressin\'?
christmas theme, for the christmas bob!
vote nudity for the xmas bob
how about vicars and tarts?
I\'ll second that!!
When is the Xmas bop?
christmas perhaps?
bring on the naked christmas bob
well kids, I\'m going back home to my pretend family for the weekend, so this\'ll be my last message for a bit. Remember, don\'t give your mother too much shit while I\'m gone, or there\'ll be hell to pay. And no incest now....
in fact bring on any random nakedness
sorry, forgot to sign that one. It was supposed to say \'dad\' at the end. Dad
a big \'oh aye\' to the window jumping massive!
lordrash,kieth and chuckie hav officially created the window jumpin league!!
points r scored by the no. of times u can jump out the windows,2 b a member u must jump through a window that doesn\'t include ground floor
10 points 4 jumpin out of first floor, 30 4 second and 50 from the roof
100 if u can conquer 4th floor oaklands and 200 off the roof of oaklands
ne body brave or stupid enough?bonus 100 points available if u can moonsault fro the windows!!!!
lets get ready to hee ha hee ha!!!
happy christmas to all.
bit early but nevermind, nice of you to be the first to wish that to us! 
by the way, msg to the window jumping league: please dnt fink u can jump out of windows and then proceed to climb up to mine- that\'s just well cheeky! love liz xxx
well done 2 lordrash and queen anna\'s birley dancing machine
we clocked up a staggering 890 points, thanx 2 the dancing godz of birley, chris and iric
cheers ladz u did the birley crew proud.
The difference is Velcro grows old but Buttons learn
This is crazy
Garage is Wikard!!
anna spent most of the time in bed!!!!
well kids, I\'m back, and it sounds like some of you did have a fairly incestuous weekend... still, nothing wrong with keeping it in the family! dad
family affairs,ahhh don\'t we just luv em.
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ash
Has left me yea!
For starters, I am not Queen Anna, I am just plain anna, possibly mum.  Secondly I wasnt in the dance-a-thon I was organising it - difference.Thirdly - well done to those who were taking part
mommy my nappy needs changin\' im gonna wet myself, elp me mommy otherwise daddy will smack me
this fridge is now soon to be demolished hahahaha
Ricky: one question - why always the same shirt??? You look pretty smooth eating that pot noodle, btw. Katie
arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, i hate life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I dunno why the shirt\'s always the same, but I haven\'t really worn it since fresher\'s week!
if the shirt fits wear it
My God! is the popularity of the birley fridge declining??...
...There hasn\'t been a new message on it for days
they think its all over, .what u talkin\' about
lordrash is gettin\' confused day by day
is ricky dad?or is ricky some bloke u chatted up at the local coner shop katie!!!
sorry katie i\'ll take all offence caused back,sorry
my spelling\'s so crap that i forgot how 2 spell corner.
u fink ur spooling ish bed
this sucks hu hu hu hu
Emma is fit
Ill fight stuart for her
so will I
so will I
actually, why bother? I\'ve got a 10\" donger, so there\'s no need to fight.
hehe
size is most definately not everything.  I think a fight would be in order
By The way I hope everyone realises that it is infact Petra and Laura\'s Birthday in 2 weeks!  on the 9th of Dec.
hey birley girlies, if you fancy giving a milking demonstration, rash\'s room is the place to be apparently
rash has eaten camel but never seen a cow before
anyone seen a missing cow around?
rash will pay good money to see someone milk themselves, thats right girls dont all rush at once for this once in a lifetime chance to milk yourselve in front of rash!
and someone please explain the poor boy that you need to have been pregnant first
and if you could catch a cow and let him get close to it because the poor lads never seen one before except out of a train window
not good money good attention boob massages are available, any volunteers
mooooooooooooo
you said it
everyone had better vote for mum this evening at the ogm!
Anna, did you get the post of Charities sec???
Yeah I did - thank you for asking!!! 79 votes - Bea got 18, Theresa got 21, I got 40!!!!!!
Please tell me if you have any ideas for charities/events!
nakedness
I\'ll second that!
ill do it
yeah me to
and me
no way.
Anna, Petra had a good idea of a valentine\'s charity thing. Like a delivery thing where you buy a chocolate heart and then it get\'s delivered to your secret love
what about a striptease
Nurse!! http://hh6144.hh.man.ac.uk/phpwiki-1.3.1/index.php/MembersPages
hahaha check it out on the wikiweb
hello? does anyone still use this?
I do
an dme
I meant and me
sara and mafalda were here...
who the fuck?
Rich likes it both ways -but don\'t tell everyone! *whispered*
you fucking crazy brits. go see a dentist
servicehorse rocks
ho ho ho! merry xmas everyone
(from your dad)
rock on with the skins
Hey kiddies - I\'d almost forgotten about this fridge.Here I am again though.Merry Christmas (a little late sorry).  Have a great New Year too - get thoroughly PISSED!  
(from your mum)
hello darlings, i do believe the fridge needs reviving,seems under-used........ anyone any suggestions? topics for debate? nice topics tho! Hope everyone is having a good xmas, love liz xxxx
hello, jacquie Wilson here,
hope you all had a good new year 
Oo, oo, oo, aa, aa, aa, aaaaaaaaa! aaaaaaaaa!
The gibbon god has spoken.
Hiya everyone - we\'re back! Happy new year!
Dad is back in the hood, biatches.... you\'d better behave yourselves!
go check out phils radio station,birleys only resident dj
Could I suggest a wee small competition? Who can have the best window?!?
(Welsh flags will lead to minus points - sorry)
(Anyone displaying/using strobe lights will be disqualified in the interests of the health of any epileptics in HH)
PHat FM will rule the world or radio!!!!
or neither
When\'s Phil gonna get some new pictures?
............hi its rosmarin, ian rosmarin, i\'m glad we are all good friends, c u at dinner gentleman
HI, HOW WAS YOUR DAY
awful
Not too bad actually thank you for asking who ever you are
To Phat fm - stop playing artful dodger. PLEASE
fat FM schedule:
12:00 - 14:00... DJ Bobby Badger\'s Midday Medley
14:00 - 17:00... DJ DaZz getting down in Groove Town... the best of the 60s and 70s
17:00 - 19:00... DJ Shawaddy\'s Rock Session
19:00 - 00:00... guest appearance from Rashgiving his karma sutra guide to sex
00:00 - 02:00... DJ Wescott\'s love zone
02:00 - 12:00... DJ PJ\'s all night high energy trance party
is the CS server working? I can\'t see it in gamepsy
Big Up PHat FM - The Grayster
Is Phil gonna give The Grayster a permanent spot, or is he just a guest?
deji is a sex god!!!
anyone hear the love zone?
phil, we want to see you naked
i love the love zone
grayster is gay who has no taste in music
fil, have you heard from volemaster ?
what\'s happened to phat fm?
it\'s gonna be relaunched Feb 3rd
it kinda died while the exams were on see
well we never saw it really
lordrash iz back in da house
if phat fm iz ever relaunched u can bet ur life that we will have some rapid discussions!!!!
latest topic involves answering the question\"what is the life span of a porn star\"
lordrash has the answer which is confirmed by a 1st year medic joe on 1st floor birley!!
past topics that lordrash has successfully solved problems 2 include vaginal discharge
can\'t get enuff sex,or erection problems & also how 2 confront some1 u really fancy!!!!!
if u missed it u missed out
go 2 wikiweb under the lordrash section there r jokes u may hav missed thanx 2 paul 4 supplying with ultra long jokes eg clinton 1s
happpppppeeeeeeeee birthday anna
Jolly hockey sticks chaps and chapettes, I hope you\'re all going to the back 2 skool bop! My uniform is ready and ironed
well, not really ironed, more not very creased
ola fridge board. from nelly in linstead - still!
This hurts the eyes but looks cool!
needs word-wrap
hannah and zoe now property of fil, wescott, daz, stav, phivos, harris and panikos :)))
whose got a rash..i suggest u get that seen to!
I love you Naked Rich- Be my Valentine?!?
I accept!
what gets stiff after just a few strokes?          Princess margaret
what's pink and hard in the mornings?         the financial times crossword
these r shit jokes what u need r jokes from lordrash goto the wikiweb 2 find them
yeah whatever wideboy
what the fuck is wideboy u gay boy
mitch is a cocktail king
What's the deal with David bell slagging off the football team??
he's a cock, that's why!
Hulme won 4-3 today, so f*ck yourself Bell(end)!!!!
ciao fil grazie per l'aiuto prezioso. Non bere troppo quando esci di sera!!! 
Forgot about timmeh
i love lizzzzzzzz
i love lizzzzzzzz
gus and anna wood
me quiero mi multimeter mucho
chester sam sucks rugby lads cock for cash
yeah and?
he is a perversive wanker?
happy happy joy joy - shoot you with a fat wad of cum!
HELLO 
IS IT ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR?
Yes.  I am looking for you.
what's small and sweet and comes in a box at easter?                the queen mum
hey fil
man utd!!
alex u nobrot
Alex Brownlee u r my hero
Chadney
Aston Villa rule the world
CHRIS MARTIN SUCKS MEN
abc easy as 123
tHAT IS cHRIS MARTIN GREENWOOD
u nobhead, only alex's
THAT RICH LEWIS IS A STUD
sTALYBRIDGE CELTIC
alex brownlee from oaklands shags sheep
sTALYBRIDGE CELTIC
hello Candy Cain this here is Rusty nail i got u some pink champagne
Steve wocko Jackson is god
candy cain i want u 2 go 2 the petrol pump
naked and i also want u 2 order 6 cheeseburgers each
Cover your stump before you hump. 
Before you attack her, wrap your wrapper. 
Don\'t be silly, protect your willy. 
When in doubt, shroud your spout. 
Don\'t be a loner, cover your boner. 
You can\'t go wrong if you shield your dong. 
If you\'re not going to sack it, go home and whack it. 
If you think she\'s spunky, cover your monkey. 
If you slip between her thighs, be sure to condomize. 
She won\'t get sick if you wrap your dick. 
If you go into heat, package your meat. 
Especially in December, gift wrap your member. 
Don\'t be a fool, vulcanize your tool
The right selection! Protect your erection. 
Wrap it in foil before checking her oil. 
If you really love her, wear a cover. 
Don\'t make a mistake! Muzzle your snake. 
Sex is cleaner with a packaged wiener. 
Never deck her with an unwrapped pecker. 
If you can\'t shield your rocket, leave it in your pocket. 
No glove, No love. 
Don\'t be in such a jiffy, cover your stiffy. 
it won\'t take long, wrap up your schlong
Shaven phil!!!!!!!!!! Ha ha ha 
SPACE CUNTS ARE US YOU SPOON
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
K- LETS MEET FOR DIN DIN -E
Magnetized KITTIES!
=^.^=
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
Magnetized KITTIES!
KittyKath - I wanna lick you all over and over !!
bun-E!  Let me fluff your tail!
let me bumble your B!
let me roast your nuts! -meow
khelney ho?
poor kitties
Magnetized KITTIES!
I miss all this
hello
Hi Schmaff ! !
where do all the lullabies go?
Chambers you cock - get back to work you little weasel
hellooooo
anyone still use this? nov. 05
course we do - feb \'06!
and jan \'07! ok we don\'t really. people grow up. apart from me.
Magnets are cool
still here may 07
c\'mon the reds
.
Munk - miss u on da fridgie
schmeddelicious! - miss ur kittykat scratches
schmeddelicious! - miss ur kittykat scratches
the fridge lives forever (dec 2009)
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at the:top of blue